Saturday, March 18, 2017

al-Qaeda Plot Under Way - Watching America Crumble


- above photo found @: The Onion



WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.


Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds.


“We have intercepted electronic communication indicating that al-Qaeda members are actively plotting to stay out of the way while America as we know it gradually crumbles under the weight of its own self-inflicted debt and disrepair,” FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano told the assembled press corps. “If this plan succeeds, it will leave behind a nation with a completely dysfunctional economy, collapsing infrastructure, and a catastrophic health crisis afflicting millions across the nation. We want to emphasize that this danger is very real.”


“And unfortunately, based on information we have from intelligence assets on the ground, this plot is already well under way,” he added..."


Read entire disturbing article @: The Onion

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"Al-Qaeda (/ælˈkdə/ or /ˌælkɑːˈdə/Arabicالقاعدة‎‎ al-qāʿidahArabic: [ælqɑːʕɪdɐ], translation: "The Base", "The Foundation" or "The Fundament" and alternatively spelled al-Qaidaal-Qæda and sometimes al-Qa'ida) is a militant Sunni Islamist multi-national organization founded in 1988[26] by Osama bin LadenAbdullah Azzam,[27] and several other Arab volunteers who fought against the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan in the 1980s.[28][29][30]

Among the beliefs ascribed to al-Qaeda members is the conviction that a Christian–Jewish alliance is conspiring to destroy Islam.[35] As Salafist jihadists, they believe that the killing of non-combatants is religiously sanctioned, but they ignore any aspect of religious scripture which might be interpreted as forbidding the murder of non-combatants and internecine fighting.[1][36] Al-Qaeda also opposes what it regards as man-made laws, and wants to replace them with a strict form of sharia law.[37]

Al-Qaeda has carried out many attacks on targets it considers kafir.[38] Al-Qaeda is also responsible for instigating sectarian violence among Muslims.[39] Al-Qaeda leaders regard liberal MuslimsShiasSufis and other sects as heretics and have attacked their mosques and gatherings.[40] Examples of sectarian attacks include the Yazidi community bombings, the Sadr City bombings, the Ashoura massacre and the April 2007 Baghdad bombings.[41]

Read more on al-Qaeda @: Wikipedia